Hammett

Hey… that’s the wrong aspect ratio. *hits aspect change button*

That’s better.

I think this is the only blu ray I’ve seen that comes up in the wrong ratio here? Weird. But it is a Spanish blu ray (from StudioCanal!), so er uhm.

But! This is a Zoetrope Studio movie!? I thought they went bankrupt toot suite after One From The Heart totally bombed, but they got this Wim Wenders movie out, too? Hm… no, they didn’t actually go bankrupt, apparently, but the studio lot shut down, I think.

Oo, this totally looks like it was shot on that lot. It looks a lot like One From The Heart. I.e., great.

Wim Wenders, man… I’m just suddenly starting to wonder why all the Cinematheque darlings of the 80s have disappeared from history. You see 60s and 70s indie directors popping up on all sorts of lists (like the Sight & Sound 100), but none of the 80s ones. Perhaps it’s just an age factor? But you’d think that people that grew up on this stuff would be plenty old enough — I mean, they’d be in their 50s, so they should be manning all these lists.

Let’s see… the hottest directors back then were… Peter Greenaway, Wim Wenders, Jim Jarmusch, Atom Egoyan, Aki and Mika Kaurismäki, Derek Jarman, Krzysztof Kieślowski, Hal Hartley… David Lynch, of course. Susan Seidelman? Andrei Tarkovsky did movies in the 80s, but is perhaps of an earlier age.

I feel like I’ve tried coming up with this list before, and it’s going to bug me all night. I feel like I’m forgetting a lot of directors.

Frederic Forrest isn’t quite the right actor for this sort of thing. He’s not exactly Brando.

Wow:

Critically acclaimed German director Wim Wenders was hired by Francis Ford Coppola to direct Hammett as his American debut feature. Coppola and the film’s financing studio, Orion, were dissatisfied with the original version and nearly the entire film was reshot.

[…]

The reshoot was “entirely in one sound stage”, which Wenders avoids: “The first film was shot entirely on location […] in real places in San Francisco.” Of that, “In the final product ten shots survived from my original shoot: only exteriors […] a couple of shots from the first, maybe 5% of the film from the first version.” When Wenders later wanted to finish and release his director’s cut as “an interesting case study”, he found the material was destroyed: “They only kept a cut negative, everything else is junked.”

Wow. Wenders first shot a film on location, and then Coppola (and Orion) made him re-shoot it all on the Zoetrope studio lot. That’s… insane.

If imdb is to be believed, nobody at all saw the finished film.

That number just looks literally in-credible, though. I mean, I watched it at the time, so it had to have had some distribution.

Forrest is just totally uninspiring here. He’s half-smiling in an unconvincing way all the way through, and it really seems like he’s stoned most of the time. And not in an amusing way, but just being vague and tiresome.

Right:

I think Francis was too much of a director himself so he didn’t really delegate enough. He wanted to have a hand in all the projects and there were lots of projects. I had my studio next door to David Lynch; his movie never got made…there were a lot of great people on the lot, but Francis…he really wanted to be able to discuss every detail with everybody. As a studio boss you have to delegate. They didn’t produce even half of the films they wanted to produce.

Oh my god! It’s a shot from the original movie that’s survived!

After the one-two punch of One From The Heart and this movie, Forrest didn’t do any leads for a while, and moved more into TV. Coppola thought Forrest had star power, but…

I have to admit that my attention started to wander almost immediately, so I may well have missed bits that make this a better movie. But I found this to be pretty dull and uninspiring — there’s very little here of Wenders’ usual charms (and he can be very charming).

Hammett. Wim Wenders. 1982.

Johnny Apollo

I’m celebrating buying a new, bigger 4K TV by watching this 0.7K DVD. Everybody’s so big!

I bought a new TV because I destroyed my old one by not paying attention to its OLED-ness. My fault. That is, as a screensaver I displayed the currently playing album, so that takes up an approximate square in the middle of the TV. And that started showing — a yellowing, ugly square in the middle.

So if I had to buy a new TV, I might as well go bigger, so I’m now at 77″. (Sony.)

But it looks quite nice now that I’ve switched off all of the upsampling and motion “improvements” and stuff.

This movie is pretty original — it’s about a guy that has a father that goes to jail, and the son get involved with the mobsters to get him a parole. (Somehow! The scheme seemed kinda odd.) But beyond the plot, it’s got an unusual wistful tone.

Dorothy!

It’s an odd pairing, too. Tyrone Power is slightly reticent and diffident, while Dorothy Lamour is a total predator on the hunt.

Indeed.

Unfortunately, as it winds its way to its conclusion, it loses a lot of tension. It’s not that it’s too long or anything, but it’s just hard to remain interested.

I want a control panel like that!

Johnny Apollo. Henry Hathaway. 1940.

Uncharted

Spider-Man!

Oh my god. That was the funnest start to an action movie evar.

Noooe! Now there’s a sensitive flash-back! Whyyy

It’s Marky Mark!

How come they never get him a better hair stylist? Or is it a wig? No, a wig would look better.

I’m not bored, but I think a lot of that has to do with Holland’s charm — he’s just fun to watch on the screen.

Aww.

Hey, it’s that guy from all the Almodóvar movies!

I think the Barcelona tourist dept. got their money’s worth.

I’m guessing the logic of this is really eh uhm simplistic (I’m trying to avoid saying “bleedin’ stupid”) because it’s based on a video game?

But I appreciate stupid in action movies.

The action stuff here is a lot of fun — the extreme silliness of some of the bits is hard to not be charmed by — and there’s a whole bunch of likeable actors here. So it’s really watchable… but then there’s these bits where they try to cram “character development” in, and the movie sags.

(The “mystery” itself is almost unbelievably stupid, but that’s fine.)

This more of a movie, but the final action sequence had me laughing out loud several times, so:

Uncharted. Ruben Fleischer. 2022.