Red Notice

Uh-oh. This is a Netflix movie — so I’m guessing the script is basically gonna be auto-generated, and there’s gonna be a surprising (but not really) combination of actors people really like?

Such CGI.

Oh my god! I laughed so much! Aloud! Is this the best movie ever made? I think it could be!

It’s a movie saying “yes, I know you’ve seen this kind of movie a million times before, but fuck that shit”.

Every scene is a wink and a nod and it’s hilarious.

This is so November 2021. It couldn’t have been made a week before or a week after.

OK, this isn’t the best movie ever. It started so well — with all the fun and all that stuff — but it’s just getting more bogged down, scene by scene. I mean, all the scenes are going for wild-cap fun, but it’s not quite there, so it all collapses.

They’re going for mad-cap silly adventure, but they’re kinda not hitting the beats? I could totally see this movie being totally hilarious with just a bit of editing? It’s not that it’s too long or anything, but the individual scenes just feel off.

What a frustrating movie. Because it’s so close to being a perfect popcorn movie, but then just fails. I just want the movie to succeed, because it’s really charming, but it just doesn’t. It just needs… something. It’s got the repartee and the plot and the charming actors — it just needs to be a bit more zippy?

Red Notice. Rawson Marshall Thurber. 2021.

Dune

Is that the blue guy from the Guardians movies?

Anyway! Hi! I’m watching Dune, and I’m totally drunk. Welcome to the Drunk Dune Blog.

Oooh! Such minimal.

I think I’ve seen most of Villeneuve’s movies, and they’re all kinda “er… shouldn’t this be better?” So my expectations are lower than low.

And I haven’t read the books either, because all old sf basically sucks (but I’ve read all of the rest of the old sf books. Every one, just not Dune. And they all suck, except the Bester ones).

This looks very pretty, though. And I love that there’s no jokes? So far? He’s totally leaning into the seriousness of the concept? (Lynch didn’t. And I think that movie is very enjoyable.)

I like the character beats… Villeneuve gives the actors pose time.

See? Gorge!

It’s Dave Navarro! I mean Ronon Dex!

And Timothee. But I knew that already.

Pretty.

Man, Lynch’s special effects in this scene were 100000x cooler. But it’s more convincing in this version.

I’m really enjoying watching this! It’s like an anti-Marvel blockbuster movie — there are no jokes at all, and everything is played totally straight, so to speak. Which can be even more risible if the movie can’t support that level of gravity (see: All Nolan Batman movies), but Villeneuve is carrying it off.

I assume that all these scenes are greenscreen, but they’re pretty good. I mean, the bokeh looks convincing. Did this have All The $ as a budget?

It’s disturbing to watch scenes that are… kinda… word for word as they were in the Lynch version, like this one.

But without Lynch’s exquisite oddness. His version of this scene was mysterious and inexplicable, while this one was totally straight-forward, even if it was the same scene, line by line.

I love the scale of this. I know it’s just CGI, but it feels … big.

Is that Stellan in a fat suit? I think it is! Is it?

And no pustules!

I understand why Lynch dropped this scene, because it’s fucking stupid. They had a flying thing that could carry of the entire tank… harvesting thing? But it couldn’t take about 21 people?

But if you ignore the sheer idiocy of it all, it’s a good scene.

Timothee’s going native!!!

You can tell by the colour grading.

This makes the Dune book seems kinda cool? So I bought a copy now. It’s not gonna kill me to finally read it.

Probably.

But it probably sucks! Probably doesn’t even have Siân Phillips!

Yeah, that’s a budget. And Villeneuve shows all those mega-megabucks on the screen. But subtly.

I think this movie is like a local maxima? That is, if you wanted to make a movie like this, it’s could not be better than this. It’s kinda perfect as a movie of its kind.

It’s exhilarating in its calmness.

And I can see how much Villeneuve has struggled with (I’m assuming) the basic premise of “white guy goes to Arabia and becomes boss master” and is trying to obfuscate that as much as possible.

And he’s kinda succeeding? I mean, at obfuscating?

Ooops! And then it’s over!

Well, I’m definitely watching the next episode.

I’m giving this all my thumbs up. It’s Villeneuve’s best movie.

Dune. Denis Villeneuve. 2021.

Aparajito

This is the second movie in the trilogy that started with Pather Panchali. Which was a lovely movie, but I’ve put off watching the last two movies in the trilogy because… er… I dunny.

This is lovely. It’s so exquisitely picaresque, but in a gentle way. I love the wide depth-of-field shots he’s using in most of these scenes..

… but then dropping to these low-f shots in the closeups. It’s so pretty!

Action!

They don’t treat the kittens well in this movie either!

Oh! So that’s what a synecdoche is. This is very edumacational.

I love how this movie is without any real conflict. We’re just following this guy along while he’s growing up.

Aparajito. Satyajit Ray. 1956.