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Jurassic Park: The Lost World

Huh… this is an odd 2K transfer… it’s very grainy.

Huh. This doesn’t looks as good as the first movie…

Heh heh.

Well, that’s very New York.

This looks like it’s been upscaled from a VHS or something.

Well, it’s nice of Jeff Goldblum to summarise the movie.

Man, this movie just sucks. I guess Spielberg didn’t want to make another Jurassic Park movie, so instead he made a movie about how capitalism sucks (true!) and t. rexes being all maternal (doubtful!) and stuff.

I’m one hour in… and finally something is happening?! Can it be? Spielberg found his schlock gene!?

Nope. I mean, he tries, but it’s just hard to care at this point.

C’est vraiment mauvais. (Yes, I’m duolinguing.) Spielberg tries so hard to make you care for some of these characters, but it doesn’t work. He wants you to rejoice at some of the other characters’ deaths, and that works better, but it’s still not … actually worth seeing?


Spielberg also expressed disappointment with the film, stating he had become increasingly disenchanted with it during production.

It’s just really bad. It’s boring. And it’s 128 minutes long. The only thing that’s vaguely worth watching is the truck-falling-off-the-cliff scene.

Jurassic Park: The Lost World. Steven Spielberg. 1997.

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