All Of Us Strangers

This has gotten quite a lot of attention, but I just found it to be boring and annoying. Spoilers! Don’t read anything after this if you intend to watch this movie, because in the very next sentence I’m going to spoil the entire thing!

When Paul Mescal arrived I said “oh, right, Mescal is going to be the Magic Pixiel Dream Boy who’s going to die so that Andrew Scott is going to learn an important lesson. I’ve seen a movie before, you know.” (From memory, but I did say something like that.) I was just half joking, though, but it turned out that I was even more literally correct than I knew!

And yes, indeed, this movie is about a guy who writes movies. But he’s got a writer’s block. I.e., the entire thing is a Mary Sue, but with Mommy Issues. (Which makes a change from Daddy Issues.)

See, he’s learning a lesson about his life.

One thing I have to say, though, is that the movie is quite nice to look at. It’s shot well, and it has actual proper lighting instead of just fixing everything in post. Props to the cinematographer and the lighting people.

And all the actors do solid performances.

But it’s fucking tedious. I guess there’s supposed to be a Big Twist Reveal at the end, but it was signalled with Big Huge Whopping Neon Sign Sized Letters, so I was just impatient to get to the end.

I’ll give it a , because it looks good, but it’s really a . One of the most annoying movies I’ve watched in a while.

So of course it has a 96% tomatometer with reviews like:

Everybody likes it:

But I’m right.

All Of Us Strangers. Andrew Haigh. 2023.

Mean Girls

I think I’ve probably seen this before? But there was a remake last year, and… I’m not sure I bought this bluray because I wanted to see that one or this one?

Anyway, I’m watching this again, and I’m kinda thinking that it’s not as good as I remember it being?

The soundtrack is insane. Missy Elliott, Peaches, Orbital…

There’s so many funny and memorable things here, but I wasn’t quite sure? Until the final bits and it totally stakes the landing. It’s cute.

This is a 4K version, and some of the bits are perhaps a bit too clear? Like some of the people wear this weird green-looking make-up (probably to make people less blushing), but it looks pretty disturbing in some scenes.

Anyway!

Mean Girls . Mark Waters. 2004.

Deadpool & Wolverine

I haven’t seen a movie in yonks! I don’t know what happened. So I thought I’d re-start my movie watching by watching the creme de la creme.

KIDDING

Man, this just looks so bad… I mean, all TV looks like this these days: They put the actor up against greenscreen, and film them without barely any lights — just everything evenly shot, desaturated, so that they can CGI in the backgrounds without them seeming out of place.

It’s super duper crappy, and I don’t know why there aren’t riots in the streets protesting this slop.

The title sequence was “fun”, if by “fun” you mean “Deadpool killing lots of innocent people”, but it looked so bad, too! They had CGI blood splatter everywhere that would have made CGI people in the 90s being ashamed of themselves.

Oh fuuuck! It’s about the Time Variance Authority! The thing everybody hated in the Loki series! I think this movie was commercially successful, though?

Yes indeed — 1.3 billion dollars.

I just hope the movie is going to start soon, because the first uhm 20 minutes have been brutally tedious. (And looks like dogshit.)

This is amusing… I mean, it’s pretty funny. But it’s like the timing is off? This could almost be extremely funny with just some pacing fixes and slightly better repartee. It leans into kinda gross bodily damage humour instead… but you can’t argue with $1.3 billion dolares.

What I’m saying is that I’m amused but bored at the same time.

Eh. I kinda admired the gross jokes more than I enjoyed them, if that makes sense? I can totally see why people liked this movie, but I was just mildly bored most of the time.

It’s not awful! It’s almost good? Like all big budget movies the last few years, it looks like dogshit, and that really cuts down on the enjoyment. But it’s otherwise OK?

Deadpool & Wolverine. Shawn Levy. 2024.