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Django Unchained

So I don’t know much about this movie, but I’m guessing its another one of Tarantino’s “this is how history should have happened” movies (see Inglorious Basterds and Once Upon A Time… In Hollywood)?

So I’m hoping this is just three hours of Jamie Foxx killing Southern white guys and then ending slavery, either singled handed or abetted by Leonardo DiCaprio.

Let’s find out!

Fuck yeah!

This is already the best movie ever.

Christoph Waltz is a hoot.

Buuuut… this isn’t the best movie ever any more. It’s getting bogged down? But I do like that DiCaprio is all evil and stuff.

I’m getting kinda bored? I think it’s DiCaprio’s fault?

Basically, this movie ground to a complete halt when they arrived at DiCaprio’s den. It was zipping along, being funny as shit, exciting as fuck, and then: Bam! Crash! And now nothing worth watching has happened in… an hour? A couple hours? It feels like a long time; I’ve started checking email.

Oh, that’s the meme thing?

Samuel L. Jackson’s character is fun, of course, but the movie is still tedious beyond belief.

I hope there’s a lot of killing happening soon. C’mon Tarantino!

Yay

Quentin? I guess?

The final scene was great. But…

OK: The first hour or so was super entertaining. Then we get to the DiCaprio heist bit, and that is literally in-credibly boring. It’s… it’s…

And then there’s five minutes of fun at the end. So I don’t really know how to throw the die on this one. I mean… the seventy two hours the heist bit lasted definitely isn’t worth seeing, but the start is so much fun?

Uhm…. Let’s go with this:

Django Unchained. Quentin Tarantino. 2012.

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