Prospect

Prospect. Christopher Caldwell. 2018.

This is a grungy sci-fi movie. It kinda uses its (presumably) very low budget to its advantage: It’s basically about Lo-Tech Gold Miners… In… Spaaaace. Everything looks cheap and dirty, but accidentally on purpose.

But it also means that most of the movie is some morons walking around in a forest with some swirly pollen CGI-layered on top. Since the characters aren’t very compelling it’s a bit tedious.

That is doesn’t really make that much sense either doesn’t help.

La Genou de Claire

La Genou de Claire. Éric Rohmer. 1970.


Oh, this is part five in a six part series? OOPS!

I didn’t know. Well, Rohmer seems to have a tendency to do his movies in series, but they don’t… seem… to have to be watched in any kind of order?

As usual with Rohmer, it’s filmed in gorgeous surroundings, and it’s basically people sitting and standing, talking to each other about their lives. And as usual, it’s unclear what the movie is going to “be about”, if that’s a thing.

I haven’t seen that many Rohmer films… half a dozen? Something like that? This seems quite different from most of the other ones. But… perhaps… I’ve only seen his 80s and 90s movies? This is from 1970, and the er people on the screen really deliver lines. I mean, as opposed to what I’m used to seeing: People kinda sorta ad-libbing while adhering to the loose plot going on. These lines seem very very written.

So I’m not surprised to read:

The film received the Louis Delluc Prize for Best French film of the year, the 1971 Prix Méliès and the Grand Prix at the San Sebastián International Film Festival. It was named Best Film by the National Society of Film Critics and Best Foreign Film by the National Board of Review. It was nominated for Best Foreign Language Film at the Golden Globe Awards.

It was a huge international success. Vincent Canby called it “something close to a perfect film.”

Because this is the least interesting Rohmer movie I’ve seen. The cinematography is gorgeous, and the er actors are charming, but the plot (and it has more of a plot than any of his other movies that I’ve seen) is downright creepy.

I find it interesting that all the rapturous reviews on Rotten Tomatoes are written by men. I mean, they all are, even the one negative one.

The saving grace of this movie (beyond how beautiful it looks) is really the meta bits. It would have been insufferable without those bits… and it’s Rohmer’s least interesting movie anyway.

I mean, of the ones I’ve seen.

Crash

Crash. David Cronenberg. 1996.

Based on the Ballard book that inspired the song by The Normal that was covered by Grace Jones:

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This is much better than that other Crash movie. It’s mesmerising. Of course, it’s mostly sex. I mean, it’s all sex. This is probably the horniest movie of the 90s.

I may be slightly drunkenly over-enthusiastic about this movie, but I’m totes enthusiastic about half of the scenes here and the rest I don’t know about.

Holly Hunter’s voice here is so odd. It reminds me of something…