The Collector

Oh, now I remember… I’ve seen this one before. That psycho’s gonna kidnap some poor woman, right?

I think I got this bluray because it was on Hazel Flagg’s list, but I’m not completely sure. I can’t really think of any other reason…

There’s the victim.

What a creep!

I probably saw this on VHS in the early 80s, and while I don’t actually remember anything concrete from the movie, it must have made an impression — I mean, I knew immediately that it was about a kidnapping when I saw that butterfly. On the other hand, that’s not exactly subtle…

I like what he’s done with the place… Did Fritzl see this and go “yes! this is what I’ll do!”

Man, that Terence Stamp is a terrific actor.

I dunno… it’s really well made and well acted — the set design is fantastic — but I’m not altogether all in on this. It’s difficult not to imagine this made by Hitchcock instead: There’s be so much more going on; more tense scrapes; more escape attempts… a less passive kidnappee. It’s hard to believe that somebody would just submit in this way and not try to get an escape plan going.

On the other hand, I don’t think Hitchcock would have managed to make something as creepy as this.

That’s a nice house. Could use more chimneys. MORE CHIMNEY

Anyway, I can’t really say I enjoyed this that much. I guess I kind of respect it? But eh.

The Collector. William Wyler. 1965.

Penda’s Fen

I’ve started watching the Alan Clarke box set again…

It’s very weird. The previous Clarke BBC films have mostly been very straightforward things, but this is all very … psychological.

The seventies was a fun decade for television. In most of the European countries, there were only a couple a TV channels, and most of them felt an impulse to give the viewers some Real Culture. You’d be watching, and then randomly there would be a Bergman movie.

This is a Play For Today movie, which was a BBC series designed to give people some real culture.

I always liked watching these things as a child and a teenager.

But… I’m not quite sure about this one. It’s done really well — it’s all pensive and weird and stuff. But it’s also a bit cringe-worthy?

I liked this. It’s so in-your-face “we’re gonna shock and befuddle the people in front of the TV”. It’s very strange, in a good way.

Penda’s Fen. Alan Clarke. 1974.

Hôtel des Acacias

Heh, it was restored as part of a master’s degree?

I bought the second BFI Akerman box a while back, so I thought it was time I started watching it.

This is a (long) short, and the weird thing about it is how normal it is. I was expecting something along the lines of Hôtel Monterey — something experimental and contemplative.

But instead this is just a drama involving the people working at this hôtel (and the guests).

Was this originally made for Belgian TV or something?

Oh!

Hôtel des Acacias (1982) is a 43-minute Belgian film directed by students at the INSAS film school under the supervision of acclaimed director Chantal Akerman and Michèle Blondeel.

So it’s a student thing… so I guess it makes even more sense that it was restored by a student, too.

When I throw the die for movies, I usually go “is this good for what it is?” That is, if I were to die-throw on an “objective” scale, all super-hero movies would get a since I gave a to a bergman movie once, and even the worst Bergman movie is better than the best super-hero movie.

So I don’t do that, because that’d be boring, but then what to do with a student movie? Is this a good student movies as student movies go?

And… I don’t really think so? I’m pretty sure I’ve seen student movies that are much better than this.

It’s not that this is awful. I like the cinematography — plonking the camera somewhere and then getting some interesting angles. Most of the performances are bad, but there are a couple really good ones.

But the main problem is just that it’s not really interesting? It’s so normal, only not well done?

Hôtel des Acacias. Yves Hanchar/Pierre Charles Rochette/François Vanderveken/Isabelle Willems. 1982.